The Gaming Flower Bong takes its cues from side-scrolling console games: smoking flower decals on the body and a percolator built to look like the classic green warp pipe. The reference does the styling, the perc does the work, and it sells for $59.99.
A perc shaped like a pipe
The green pipe is the percolator, not an ornament attached to one. Smoke is routed through it and out into the water, so the part carrying the joke is also the part diffusing the draw.
That is the difference between themed glass that works and themed glass that does not. When the theme is glued onto the outside, it adds weight and cleaning corners for nothing. When the theme is the working part, the design costs you nothing in performance.
Styling that holds up
Retro-gaming decor ages badly when it leans on a specific character or logo. The flower decals and pipe form work as shape and colour rather than as a licensed image, so the piece stays readable as a nod rather than as merchandise.
It also means the bong reads well next to a monitor and a controller — which is squarely where it is meant to live.
Who it's for
This is for the flower smoker whose setup already has a colour scheme: a desk piece that matches the rest of the battlestation and still holds up as an everyday bong. At $59.99 it sits in HEMPER's mid tier, above the small novelty pieces and below the XL glass.
For other character-led pieces in the same range, the Gummy Bear Bong is smoked through the ear and the Lucky Money Cat turns the cat's arm into the bowl intake. The rest is on the HEMPER brand page.
Keeping it clean
Percolated glass holds resin in places a paper towel will never reach. Dump and refill the water after every couple of sessions, and give the chamber a proper soak in isopropyl and coarse salt once a week. Plug the joint and mouthpiece, shake it in short bursts rather than one long rattle, and rinse with warm — not hot — water so the glass never takes a thermal shock.
Specs
- Percolator: green pipe percolator
- Detailing: smoking flower decals
- Style: retro-gaming themed water pipe
- Material: glass
- Price: $59.99
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