The Milk and Cookies Bong is borosilicate glass shaped like a tall glass of milk. The straw is the mouthpiece, and the slitted percolator inside the chamber is shaped like a chocolate chip cookie. It ships with a 14mm male glass bubble herb slide and sells for $59.99.
The cookie is a working perc
The cookie is the diffuser, not an ornament floating in the water. Smoke passes through its slits and breaks into smaller bubbles on the way, which is the whole mechanism by which a bong cools a draw.
That is the test worth applying to any themed piece: is the decorative part doing a job, or is it just something extra to clean around? Here it earns its place.
The straw mouthpiece
Running the mouthpiece as a straw off the side of the glass keeps the profile honest to the theme and puts the draw at a natural angle for passing. The piece is easy to pick up, hit and hand on without reorienting it.
The included 14mm male slide means it works out of the box rather than needing a bowl sourced separately — worth noting at this price.
Who it's for
Nominally a holiday piece, it works year round. It suits someone who wants a conversation piece for a group session rather than a solo workhorse — it is built to be passed around.
For the rest of the dessert lane, the Jollypop Bong runs a peppermint swirl and the Gummy Bear Bong is smoked through the ear. More on the HEMPER brand page.
Keeping it clean
Percolated glass traps resin where a cloth will never reach. Change the water every couple of sessions, and once a week plug both ends and soak the chamber in isopropyl and coarse salt. Shake in short bursts rather than one long rattle, then rinse with warm rather than hot water so the glass never takes a thermal shock.
Specs
- Material: borosilicate glass
- Percolator: slitted, cookie-shaped
- Mouthpiece: straw form
- Included: 14mm male glass bubble herb slide
- Price: $59.99
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