Cyberpunk Bong

Brand: Hemper Supply Co.

Price: $59.99

The Cyberpunk Bong is a beaker-style water pipe finished with bold colour accents and high-tech detailing, running a precision showerhead percolator. The mouthpiece and handle are reinforced. It sells for $59.99.

Beaker base, showerhead perc

A beaker widens toward the bottom, which holds a broader pool of water and keeps the weight low so the piece resists tipping. It is the most practical shape in glass and the reason the format has outlasted every trend.

The showerhead perc sits above it, pushing smoke out through a ring of slits so it meets the water as many small bubbles rather than one large one. More contact area means more heat pulled out of the draw.

Reinforced where it breaks

The mouthpiece and handle are thickened, which is a targeted decision rather than a general one. Those are the two points that take impact when a bong is picked up, passed and set down — the places thin glass fails first.

Adding mass exactly there costs nothing in performance and buys real life expectancy.

Who it's for

This suits someone who wants a science-fiction look on a piece that is fundamentally a sensible beaker underneath. The styling is the reason to pick it; the shape is the reason it lasts.

For other themed glass at the same tier, the Gaming Flower Bong runs a pipe-shaped perc and the Dankenstein Bong works a monster face into borosilicate. More on the HEMPER brand page.

Keeping it clean

Percolated glass traps resin where a cloth will never reach. Change the water every couple of sessions, and once a week plug both ends and soak the chamber in isopropyl and coarse salt. Shake in short bursts rather than one long rattle, then rinse with warm rather than hot water so the glass never takes a thermal shock.

Specs

  • Style: beaker water pipe
  • Percolator: precision showerhead
  • Build: reinforced mouthpiece and handle
  • Detailing: bold colour accents
  • Price: $59.99

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